Right about now you’re probably thinking to yourself, “Bob has spent all this time writing all the Yurt Yak posts, extolling the virtues of yurt living, showing us the best company to buy a yurt from, and going over the details of how to actually build a yurt, and what does he do now?”
“He tells us to avoid yurt living at all costs.”
Well folks, while I am just as happy as a pig in slop with my decision to buy, build, and live in a yurt, I thought I might plant my tongue firmly in my cheek and tell you five reasons not to live in a yurt.
• Neighborhood automobile traffic will increase dramatically. Granted, most yurts are not built in a “neighborhood” in the usual sense, but there is usually a house or two with a mile or so (or, in the case of Montana within 10 miles) and traffic in the typical “yurt” type neighborhood is minimal. The sense of privacy, or even isolation, that most yurt type people seek, and think they have found, will be destroyed when they build a yurt.
Everybody within five counties, or 100 miles, whichever distance is greater, will be driving by (and blowing their horns) on Saturday mornings to see that “weird tent” those new people built. You might as well get some chickens to feed or some goats to milk because sleeping in on Saturdays is over.
• Remember those “friends” you left behind in your previous life? The friends whose lives revolved around having two new cars in the driveway and a McMansion they can’t afford? The friends to whom image is everything, and who like to make fun of strange people at parties? Do you know who their new example of “strange people” is, who their new target of derision is?
You. At 9:00 PM on Friday nights, when the old neighborhood parties are in full swing, your ears will burn. At 8:00 AM on Saturday mornings, your regular golf tee time in your pre yurt days, any of your old golfing buddies who aren’t driving by to look at your weird new tent, will be chuckling over your strange choice of housing when they tee off.
• Those same friends from your previous life, who laugh at you at parties and on the golf course, will still be curious about your tent and will be constantly trying to finagle an invitation to come over to eat and check out your new abode. The downside is that their curiosity will be so great that they will hound you until you finally give in and invite them over.
There is an upside however. Since they still live in a world where image is everything, and since, by living in a tent, you have declared yourself an oddity, they will only try to intrude on your supper, since that meal is usually after dark and they can come and go without being seen. You will not have to worry about them spoiling your backyard barbecues in the afternoon.
• You will suddenly discover that you have way too much “stuff”. It’s not a matter of storage (though storage issues in a yurt do require some creative thinking). Somehow, almost magically, your attitude toward “stuff” changes when you live in a yurt. You start having little battles in your mind of quality vs. quantity, and more and more quality and usefulness wins over acquisition and collecting.
This leads you to develop an intimate relationship with the selling side of eBay and Craig’s List. This is not so much a yurt living downside for you (especially since it puts money in your pocket) as it is for me. After all, the computer time you spend on eBay and Craig’s List is time not spent here at JuicyMaters, and that is a bad, bad thing.
That pretty much covers all the reasons I can think of to avoid yurt living. Oh, you say that the post title says there are five reasons to avoid yurt living? Well, there are only these four. Posts that list things (oddly enough called list posts) tend to get a lot of reader traffic, and I, like most bloggers, absolutely love it when my friends (that would be you) stop by the blog to visit.
Oddly, statistics show that lists of four of something…” Four ways to wash your hair” or “Four ways to pluck a chicken”…don’t get read as much as lists of five… “Five ways to make a million bucks in 30 seconds flat”, so I made this list post a list of five instead of four to pull y’all in.
I’ll bet you think that’s silly and won’t work, right?
Really? You are here, aren’t you? You’ve read the whole post, right?
You can click on the “comments” link below if you wanna give me a hard time for being sneaky. In fact, even if you don’t want to give me a hard time, click on the link and leave a comment anyway. That’s the best way for me to know if anybody’s really listening out there.
You are out there, right? ***tap, tap, tap*** Is this thing on?
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