Nov 222011
 
A good idea in suspended animation

Hi folks…Are y’all looking forward to a great Thanksgiving? Turkey and dressing and greenbean casserole and sweet potato souffle…oh my! Oh…and don’t forget some variety of pumpkin flavored dessert..

Anyway, obviously the weekly live, streaming vidcast on Thursday’s, “JuicyMaters Living live!” is not happening on Thanksgiving…I can’t let my webcam get between me and Thanksgiving dinner…LOL!

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Jul 142011
 
Toilet malfunction…How do I make coffee?

I love my coffee. LOTS of coffee. Too much coffee.

Especially first thing in the morning.

Morning coffee takes water, and my toilet flowed and flowed and flowed. It flowed ‘til it had “flowed” dry.

Now you understand the post title…”Toilet malfunction…how do I make coffee?”

Over the next 24 hours the well will refill…but until then I miss my coffee.

And I still haven’t adjusted the toilet. If you come visit, remember to pull the handle up, OK?

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Jun 292011
 
DAD had puppies, no longer needs valium…but I do

Jackie had puppies last Wednesday…I think the combination of mid-summer heat and 6 puppies suckling for sustenance has done what growing up into an adult dog hadn’t…slowed her down enough that she doesn’t need Valium, like she did back when I wrote this. I just hope that when the puppies are gone, and a few months down the road when cooler weather returns, she stays somewhat calmer than she was before.

I hope she stays calmer so I never have to beg y’all for valium for Jackie again…’cause you don’t help out and send it!

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Jun 172011
 
Top 10 bad passwords.  Your “security” is my ROFLMAO hilarious.

I’ve come up with a system for remembering all the different passwords I have. I have a Word document called “passwords” that lists all of them and what programs or websites they are for. If you decide to do this, remember to keep the document safe from prying eyes by password protecting it.

Just don’t use the password “password”, OK?

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May 312011
 
On the hunt for clean underwear…

I have an excuse.

Three of them actually.

First, I am of the male sex, which is really all the excuse I need.

Add to that, I am single. That gets me bonus points in the excuse department.

Finally, I live alone.

“Nuff said. I have all the excuses I need to explain my inability to find clean underwear. I don’t need any help in that department

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