Y’all can quit giving me a hard time about being born in Ohio…I am NOT a Yankee! I’ve been living in Georgia since I was 9 years old. Yes, I was born up north, but I got over it.[read more...]
So anyway, previous conversations I have had with you, my friends and readers, has established that I have reason for being nervous about falling trees, and that my dog has a very hyper personality. Well, this week the combination is driving me nuts…[read more...]
That’s when she proved herself to be deserving of Cantankerous Professor Emeritus status over at COCU.
She opened the truck door, looked the animal control officer in the eye, and…flipped him off.
You go girl![read more...]
Next time you have a date and she is THE one, but she doesn’t know it yet, pop Always in the player, and when The Platters begin to play “Smoke Gets in Your Eyes”, stand up, take her hand, and dance…close your eyes, hold her close, and dance.
If she didn’t love you when the music started, she will by the time it ends[read more...]
Now…how to dress. This is the most important thing to try, probably futilityc, to avoid severe traumatic injury.
The absolute BEST way to protect yourself is with a full suit of chainmail.[read more...]