So anyway, previous conversations I have had with you, my friends and readers, has established that I have reason for being nervous about falling trees, and that my dog has a very hyper personality. Well, this week the combination is driving me nuts…[read more...]
Now…how to dress. This is the most important thing to try, probably futilityc, to avoid severe traumatic injury.
The absolute BEST way to protect yourself is with a full suit of chainmail.[read more...]
First I’ll get the unpleasant part over with…the “I hate P-Dub” part.
I hate P-Dub because my blog got two hits yesterday (and one of them left a comment apologizing for stumbling in by accident), while P-Dub’s gets somewhere over a gazillion hits a month.
I don’t really know EXACTLY how many hits she gets, but I know it ends in “…illion” and “hundred” and “thousand” don’t end that way…shoot, they don’t even have a double L in them.[read more...]
Wednesday, August 11, 2010 “GET UP!!!” “DANG IT! DO YOU HEAR ME? I SAID GET UP!” “THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING. G-E-T U-P!” Those words are ringing in children’s ears all across the country right about now. Why? Well, another summer vacation has come and gone. Kids all over the country are slowly, grudgingly being pulled out of bed before noon-thirty because ***gasp!*** another school year is about to be inflicted upon them begin. Of course, the ritual doesn’t start out quite so stridently. Usually, the first trip to the bedroom is, “Sweetie…get up. It’s time to get ready for[read more...]